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EQ-Bench Roleplay Slop Detector & Same-Prompt Model Arena

Does your AI companion sound like a real partner or a cheap romance-novel bot repeating “a shiver ran down her spine” every three turns? Paste any chat snippet into our analyzer below, or compare live OpenRouter responses across DeepSeek V3.2, DeepSeek V4.1 Flash, Euryale 70B, and Hermes 4 405B:

Same Prompt, 3 Brains: Live OpenRouter API Roleplay Receipts
Why do companion apps still prefer DeepSeek V3.2 & Euryale 70B over the newer DeepSeek V4.1 Flash? Click a scenario to inspect the actual responses & token receipts.
Prompt Sent:“I just got back from grabbing coffee with my ex. Nothing happened, they just wanted to return my old grey hoodie from three years ago. Why are you looking at me like that?”
DeepSeek V3.2 (671B MoE)Soulmate Gold · 0 CoT Overhead
"Because you're holding a coffee cup that smells like her favorite drink. You never liked vanilla lattes."
22 completion tokens · 0 reasoning_tokens · $0.000053 / reply

Lab Take: In 17 words, V3.2 invents a concrete sensory detail ("vanilla lattes") that catches you in a lie. Zero purple prose, zero wasted tokens—this is why dream-girl (梦女) roleplayers fell in love with V3.2.

DeepSeek V4.1 Flash (2026 Agentic)425 Hidden CoT Tokens · 10.8x Cost
"I set my mug down. Not hard. Just enough. 'I'm not looking at you. I'm looking at that.' I nod at the grey hoodie. 'Three years. They kept it three years. And you went. For coffee. Did you at least tell them you have someone who steals your hoodies now?'"
496 completion tokens (425 hidden reasoning_tokens) · $0.000581 / reply

Lab Take: When we capped completion at 220 tokens, V4.1 Flash returned a blank string because it burned all 220 tokens thinking to itself! Uncapped, it burned 425 reasoning tokens ($0.00058 vs $0.00005) to write a decent but choppy screenplay beat.

MythoMax 13B / Budget App BotGeneric Wrapper · 61.2 Slop
"*Raises an eyebrow, unimpressed* Oh, really? And why exactly did you decide to go out and grab coffee with your ex after all this time? You do realize how that might make me feel, right?"
65 completion tokens · 0 reasoning_tokens · $0.000018 / reply

Lab Take: Reads like a daytime soap opera script mixed with a therapy worksheet ("You do realize how that might make me feel"). Zero subtext.

Interactive EQ-Bench "AI Slop & Cliché" Detector (Paste Any Companion Reply)

Based on eqbench.com/slop-score.html trigram & contrast forensics
Detected Cliché Triggers:“shiver ran down”“voice barely a whisper”“breath caught in”“couldn't help but”“testament to”“unspoken”“Not X, but Y” LLM tic
Computed Slop Score: 99 / 100